ANDREW LINCOLN

U7FB46eFace: LOVE, DEFINITELY
Body: THE WALKING WOULD
Arms: SCENES OF A SEXUAL NATURE
Personality: CALM
Distinguishing Features: DREAMY VOICE
Attainability: NAH

He’s a WOULD post that’s been a long time coming, I know. Sorry everybody. But I have a lot of things to do, you know, day-to-day. Like, watching all the Snapchat videos my models send me, agonizing over which black t-shirt I should wear that day, obsessively hoovering my Patrick Bateman-esque apartment, and tweeting hilarious jokes. So, it’s pretty hectic. Anyway, here’s Egg — here’s the owner of one of the nicest voices on British television. Hypnotic, languid and utterly charming, it’s the type of voice that should be utilised in three million voiceov….oh. They already did that. OK, well maybe that beautifully kind face should be broadcast to millions as he stars in several different hit televisi…oh right. I’ll just get back to Snapchat then.

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