GABRIEL BYRNE

11903128_oriFace: ENEMY OF THE UGLY TREE
Body: FERRY-ESQUE
Arms: THE USUAL SUSPECTS
Personality: CAREFULLY LOQUACIOUS
Distinguishing Features: EXCELLENT HEAD OF HAIR
Attainability: SINGLE?

A few years ago whilst visiting a friend, I was gormlessly staring at a beautiful Manhattan brownstone, draped with curlicues of waxy green ivy, and probably owned by the kind of understated, artistic, literary, stylishly bohemian multimillionaire that only New York City can produce and sustain. Wistfully imagining my future self inhabiting such a wondrous dwelling, I was completely absorbed in the type of daydream that can only be disturbed by a soft Irish brogue gently proffering the advice, ‘keep on dreaming kid, because one day that will all be yours’. I turned to see Gabriel Byrne winking at me, clad in black cashmere and swathed with the enveloping scent of a thousand molecules of Tom Ford fragrance. Fucking hell! What a dreamboat.

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One Response to GABRIEL BYRNE

  1. anabbloggin says:

    perhaps…most likely my favourite ever

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