SEAN O’PRY

tumblr_lnrwxv2RJJ1qag9xpo1_1280Face: $$$
Body: MICHAEL CORRRRRS
Arms: GYM BUNNY
Personality: GEORGIA PEACH
Distinguishing Features: CASH CONVERTER
Attainability: NO TIME FOR LOVIN’

He is the current number one male model in the world as ranked on Models.com. This means he is earning puuuuure dollar, as well as being super cool and sexxxy. And I mean SERIOUS bucks — this kid has been the face of Calvin Klein, Versace, Giorgio Armani, Dolce & Gabbana, Michael Kors, Marc Jacobs, Bottega Veneta, Hugo Boss, and basically every other major-league designer you can think of. He’s been on the cover of every big bucks fash mag, and even starred in a Madonna video (that is exactly what I want to be doing when I’m nearly sixty, by the way). Not bad for a twenty-three year old lad from Kennesaw, Georgia in the good ole US of A. An intense few years have followed his initial scouting on MySpace from his high school prom photos, but all darling Sean wants to do is head back home and live a nice white picket-fenced life. Awww.

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