ALEX PETTYFER

Alex-Pettyfer-alex-pettyfer-20060587-800-1067Face: MAGIC
Body: BEEFING UP
Arms: CASUAL LABOURER
Personality: PROBS A DICK
Distinguishing Features: A DEVIANT MANNER
Attainability: SHAGGING ELVIS’S GRANDDAUGHTER?

The best thing is probably not to Google his year of birth (1990). I KNOW. But, listen, he’s in his sexual prime now, just think about that (I am already). He’s a typical pretty-boy actor and no mistake, but he’s starting to show a little more grit. His comic timing in Magic Mike was shaping up nicely, and hopefully over the next few years he’ll get some meaty roles. He is blonde and beautiful, and despite his horrific tatts (don’t sweat it kid – we’ve all been there) his body is well suited to being shirtless. Reputedly hanging out with/of Riley Keough, daughter of Lisa-Marie Presley and super hot model babe, Mr Pettyfer may not be single but he sure is carefree. All is as it should be. Can I just point out that I had an INCREDIBLY heavy weekend and I want to die. The grammar in this post is probably horrendo.

(Sian: This is for you babes. You’ve spent the weekend with one hot model, here’s another. XXX)

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