D’ANGELO

DAngelo-arrestedFace: BROWN SUGAR
Body: FILTH
Arms: LEFT & RIGHT
Personality: MR BIG STUFF, VOODOO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Distinguishing Features: PRINCE-VOICE
Attainability: CRUISIN’ (AND BEING ARRESTED FOR IT)

Selfishly, D’Angelo goes on a lot of mini-breaks from the music industry that last about seven fucking years each time. What the frickin’ hell is he doing with all that spare time? He better do something awesome soon like release five new albums at once with backing vocals from Marvin Gaye who he’s raised from the grave, or else we’ll get cross. Aside from his 2010 arrest for soliciting oral sex from an undercover policewoman (also known as “doing a George”), we’ve not heard much about this sultry, mysterious troubadour. This may be about to change — a new album is apparently imminent, and if its brilliance can match that of his first two masterpieces, then we’ll forgive him for getting his wang out in front of a cop. To get you in the mood, just revisit one of his finest moments

(For the beautiful Andrea — enjoy! Xx)

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One Response to D’ANGELO

  1. Raul says:

    WOOOOO D’ANGELO – whatta smooth ass pancake

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