ANTONIO BANDERAS

antonio_banderas_10Face: MATADORABLE
Body: THE SKIN HE LIVES IN
Arms: ANDALUSIAN ADONIS
Personality: AMENABLE
Distinguishing Features: LATIN PASSION
Attainability: MARRIED TO GRIFFITHS, INNIT

Ai ai aiiii. Have you seen Banderas recently? Phwoar. He is looking MINXY. Greying round the temples, got a little sexy beard. I mean, he’s always been pretty luscious, let’s face it. But now! Woo! Of course, this being the real world, he is as miniature in stature as the Puss in Boots for which he provides his excellent voice. It’s the scourge of the Spaniard. What he lacks in physical dominance, he makes up for in physical presence. A far greater asset, I’m sure you’ll agree. Still married to batshit, baby-voiced, collagen-storing Melanie Griffiths, Banderas has been off the market since forever. But, you are allowed to fantasise. I said you could, and I’m sort of the authority on these things now, yeah? So go for it. And watch Ruby Sparks, he looks edible in that.

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2 Responses to ANTONIO BANDERAS

  1. Irregularly Irregular says:

    Another one for the ‘older they are, the better they look’ files. Nnnnggggngngngng.

  2. Amy says:

    MATADORABLE. Amazing.

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