GABRIEL MACHT

Gabriel-Macht-gabriel-macht-24178026-1014-800Face: SANE, BLONDE, JEWISH TOM CRUISE
Body: SURPRISINGLY TITCHY
Arms: SUITABLE
Personality: SEEMS ALRIGHT I SUPPOSE
Distinguishing Features: HOLLYWOOD CREASE-Y SMILE
Attainability: MARRIED. ARSE.

Gabes here first came to my attention in Sex And The City where he played a modelizer who liked to film himself having sex. I mean, he just reminded me so much of myself. Then, years later, he was perfectly cast as the charming and devious drug rep Trey Hannigan in the skewed love story Love And Other Drugs (alongside uber-fitty Jake Gyllenhaal). Dimples a-dimpling, Gabriel used his sunny appeal to infuse his slightly bastard-ish characters with the likeability factor. And so we move on to Suits. Macht plays Harvey Specter — a seemingly hard-nosed lawyer, who gradually shows a softer side. I hope Gabriel never, ever, ever shows me his softer side. I’m only interested in the harder side of things. Always.

(For Hannah. She loves Macht. Not the Gillette razors, I mean the dude above. Xx)

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