MARTIN HENDERSON

martin8Face: TWINKLE-EYED CHARMER
Body: ALL BLACKS
Arms: SHEEP FARMER
Personality: TURNIP
Distinguishing Features: DIMPLETASTIC
Attainability: DATING COUGARS

Seeing as I’m currently in New Zealand, I thought I’d do a Kiwi special today. Mr Henderson may not be immediately familiar to you unless you’re a Britney fan (who isn’t?) — he plays one of the hunks in her video for Toxic. Which as everyone knows, is the best Britney song EVER apart from Slave 4 U. As well as this career highpoint, you might have seen Marty in Bride & Prejudice, The Ring, and Kick. He was on that excellent soap opera Shortland Street as a teenager, until fleeing the country to try and make his mark on Hollywood. It didn’t really pay off (aside from the Britney coup). Henderson is now apparently ‘hanging out’ with professional psycho and neurotic ultra-mess, Demi Moore; which may or may not give his career the relevant boost/kiss of death. Oh well. Mainly I featured him because he is FIT.

 

 

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to MARTIN HENDERSON

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s