Face: HOT FUZZ
Body: NEWLY BUFFTASTIC
Personality: FUCKING LOVELY
Distinguishing Features: SELF-DEPRECATION TO THE MAXXX
Attainability: MARRIED TO THAT BIRD THAT USED TO BE IN HOLLYOAKS
How nice is Rafe Spall?! I want to go down the pub with him and spend about five hours just dicking about playing pool and drinking Guinness. He’s always been on the WOULD list, even when he was carrying slightly more timber (I love that. Most girls do, actually). But now, he’s suddenly in everything the big screen is showing — and I, for one, am not complaining. He’s dead tall (6′ 3″, to be exact), and dead manly looking, and is apparently the loveliest chap in the world. Or at least in London, anyway. But let’s assume ‘in the world’. As well as his confirmed aceness, Spall is a fantastic actor. His star will undoubtedly continue to shine for many years. I mean, if he happened to end up single, then YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH TWITTER RAFE SERIOUSLY JUST CALL ANYTIME DAY OR NIGHT OR WHENEVER YOU LIKE OK.
(Ermagherd, fer two of ma freverrit wermn: Lesley and Sian. Love you guys. Xx)