RUPERT EVERETT

med_05-rupert-everett_3_hr-jpgFace: ARISTOPRAT
Body: WELL BRED
Arms: MY BEST FRIEND’S SHREDDING
Personality: AN IDEAL HUSBAND
Distinguishing Features: A RAPIER WIT
Attainability: PROBABLY GOOD IF YOU’RE YOUNG & PRETTY, BOYS

I know he’s had loads of weird plastic surgery now and looks like Beaker from The Muppets, but I saw him coming out of his gym near Holborn station about a year ago and in the flesh he was still a total fox. Tall, elegant, swan-necked and suave, Everett is one of those sexy older gents that would NEVER let you down by using the wrong cutlery at a posh dinner party. As well as this, he is incredibly adept in the art of conversation, and in recent years his well-written and witty memoirs have hit the bestsellers lists all over the globe. And rightly so: he is brilliantly indiscreet, and indiscriminately spills the unflattering beans on tons of his famous former fag-hags. Excellent! They deserved it, anyway. I think he’s ace.

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