Face: GAME OF CHEEKBONES
Body: GAME OF EROGENOUS ZONES
Arms: GAME OF EXQUISITELY CARVED STONES
Personality: GAME OF ECSTATIC MOANS
Distinguishing Features: GAME OF BUGSY MALONES (what?)
Attainability: MARRIED TO SOME FUCKING ACTRESS
How sexy is Jaime Lannister?! Even with that 90s boyband hair? Scher-wing! I do love a good dastardly cunt. You know why the actor who plays him is sexy? Because he’s DANISH. It’s sort of the Dane law — all Danes have to be mega fit or they’re not allowed to go out in public in Copenhagen. So, yeah, Jamie Lannister is one of the best things about Game of Thrones — he’s a total scoundrel; but he’s witty, wily, and wonderful to look at. Outside of school, Mr Coster-Waldau is a classically trained theatre actor, who also writes, produces and directs films in his beautiful home country. I’m sort of hoping there are some other Coster-Waldau brothers hidden away somewhere so that I don’t necessarily need to bump off his stupid wife.