CHRISTOPHER ABBOTT

tumblr_mgnfjirzA11qzsty0o1_1280Face: SINCERE
Body: NIMBLE
Arms: FULL O’ LOVE
Personality: YOUR SWEETNESS IS MY WEAKNESS
Distinguishing features: MELTY EYES
Attainability: HMMM. DUNNO.

You know in series one of Girls when Charlie was a total pussy? Smothering and annoying and too nice? Well, yeah, he’s still kind of like that in series two, but he has a BEARD. Beards, to the uninitiated, often make even the most pathetic of men look better. More . . . manly. The beard makes his face look wiser and older and more knowing. In real life, this beautiful chap is starting to ascend the ladder of fame, having starred in some great films last year such as Martha Marcy May Marlene. Earnest and gentle, his lovely face is perfect for the character of over-sensitive Charlie, but I like to imagine that he has a darker, more deviant side. I’m usually right about these things. I’m usually right about all things.

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