LENNY KRAVITZ

lennykravitztop1Face: SNARLING
Body: PINT SIZED
Arms: DELICIOUS
Personality: MULTI-TALENTED
Distinguishing features: LIPS WORTH DYING FOR
Attainability: ARE YOU GONNA GO MY WAY? …PLEASE?

He’s been on the list for TIME. So, here he is, kidz. He might be fucking miniscule but imagine all the ace scarves you could borrow from his wardrobe. Also, he’s got a pure hardbody even though he’s nearly half a century old. In fact, he’s changed very little from his early nineties heyday. He’s taut, and toned, and inked up, and still gets away with wearing leather trousers  – which are actually illegal for most men, but he and Jon Bon Jovi are allowed to wear them ‘cos they’re rockstars (i.e. not normal men. DO NOT let your boyfriend wear them unless he is either a) Lenny Kravitz, or b) Jon Bon Jovi). Now, one might argue that he’s too short and too arrogant to love, but may I point out that Robert Downey Jnr is only 5’6″ and you still defo would.

(Sam, here ya go love xx)

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