BRADLEY COOPER

936full-bradley-cooperFace: WORRYINGLY FAMILIAR
Body: PRET-TY FIT
Arms: MEGABUFF
Personality: ACE
Distinguishing features: YEAR-ROUND TAN
Attainability: GOING OUT WITH THAT AVATAR BIRD

This is a very weird one for me. Despite Bradders being one of the most oft requested features on this blog, I have delayed my objective, sexist and lascivious views of him due to the fact that I am frequently told that I look exactly like him myself. So, I asked myself — would I WOULD myself…? Probably, yeah. I’m pretty fit. So, here he is: Mr Cooper — aquamarine of iris and golden of skin,  and looking extremely toned in almost every cinematic offering he has starred in. A down-t0-earth chappie if ever there was one, Coops is under no illusions. He’s well aware that he got real lucky, and that this luck could change. But, luckily for us, he’s making the most of it . . . and shaping up to be a pretty good comedy actor as well. And I get to see what I’d look like if I was a few years older and male. For the record, I look more like Ralph Fiennes (this was actually verified by Joseph Fiennes on a very not-LOL trip to Stratford-upon-Avon. Fuck all of youse).

(For Sam . . . and everyone else who pestered me. Xx)

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One Response to BRADLEY COOPER

  1. Vivienne Berryman says:

    I think I would purr if i met Bradders.

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