MADS MIKKELSEN

Mads-Mikkelsen-mads-mikkelsen-8948613-1680-1050Face: VAST
Body: COPENHUNKEN
Arms: TREE-FELLERS
Personality: GREAT DANE
Distinguishing features: INTENSITY
Attainability: MARRIED

Ooooh, Danish men. I mean, you just would, wouldn’t you? They’re MASSIVE. And in support of progressive female rights. And unintimidated by strong, Amazonian, intelligent women. Sur-wooooon. So, I present to you here one of Denmark’s finest actors (you may have seen him in Casino Royale, brilliantly playing a Bond villain). Mr Mikkelsen is perhaps physically intimidating; but is also intellectually engaging, hugely talented, stars in some of the best Danish films ever, and is happily married to his beautiful wife. Currently starring in The Hunt (which I’m going to see tonight and is supposed to be fantastic), Mikkelsen will surely follow in the footsteps of other great Danes such as Viggo Mortensen and grace the silver screen via Hollywood. Oh Mads, jeg elsker die.

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3 Responses to MADS MIKKELSEN

  1. Denise says:

    Thank you 🙂

  2. Vivienne Berryman says:

    Intense.

  3. Suzerino says:

    Oh yes. Mads has been my King for over a decade. Thank you for honouring him!

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