DANIEL DAY LEWIS

Daniel_Day_Lewis-02Face: 1900s IRISH IMMIGRANT WITH OCCASIONAL ACCESS TO VIDAL SASSOON
Body: GENERALLY TAUT
Arms: ‘DEPENDS ON THE ROLE’
Personality: THE UNBEARABLE BORINGNESS OF NAUSE
Distinguishing features: FULLY METHOD
Attainability: MARRIED WITH KIDS

It’s best not to think about actually hanging out with Danny boy, because I imagine that although he is intelligent, articulate and has a fascinating lineage he is about as much fun as taking the dog to the vets when it has a blocked anal gland. Or even just squirting the anal pus stuff straight into your own face. So, this is purely objective — he’s sexy, and you just would. He’s so intense. He’s so mercurial. He does such good accents. He knows how to make shoes. He knows how to make wooden cabinets. He knows how to butcher meat. He reads lots of books. He looks good in a tux. He has a lot of skills, see? If only there was a way of ensuring that when you met him he was ‘method preparing’ for the role of a mute, beautiful, sexual athlete…

(For Ricky — HOWAY MAN SUN’LUN MAN xx)

 

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

3 Responses to DANIEL DAY LEWIS

  1. EV says:

    He’s a bit wolfish here but hot!

  2. Caroline says:

    I think my favourite moment in film is about 2 seconds of him running in The Last of the Mohicans. So that would be my Daniel Day Lewis method of choice.

  3. Yvonne says:

    He is the best, most interesting, intelligent man I have ever read about. To say anything less would lessen me, not him. He defiant of the Hollywood stereo-typical actor. That makes him even more attractive as far as I am concerned! Love his acting in almost everything he has done.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s