GARY COOPER

3314819858_dff3e8cf86Face: MR DEEDS GOES TO A MODELLING AGENCY AND GETS SIGNED UP
Body: FRIENDLY PERSUASION
Arms: LASSO WIELDING
Personality: PHILANDERER
Distinguishing features: THAT FACE
Attainability: SIX FEET UNDER

Gary Cooper was the sexiest cowboy that ever did live, yeee haaaaa! Born to English parents, young Gary (born Frank Cooper) grew up riding horses in Montana, and that’s why he looked so fucking awesome on horseback. He was the real deal (well, sort of). Shagging his way through every starlet he happened to meet, gorgeous Gary was known for being a bit of a dog — and for also being hung like the aforementioned horse. A triple Oscar winner, Mr Cooper has left behind an impressive cinematic legacy of more than a hundred films. For optimum perving check out his early Western efforts; but his turn in Mr Deeds Goes To Town is one of his most fabulous performances made in his peak years of extreme beauty. Stylish to the core, Gazza looked simply divine in all manner of classic garms, and because I’m shallow this is an important fact to include. Do some Googling today! It will make Christmas come sooner! It will make you feel all wriggly!

(For Ms Seamons: good taste, good style, good choice… xx)

 

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