MARLON TEIXEIRA

Face: ANDREX PUPPY
Body: HORRIBLE (LOL)
Arms: ACTUALLY PHENOMENAL
Personality: GIVE A FUCK?
Distinguishing features: SURFING SKILLS
Attainability: I DOUBT HE’S STRUGGLING

He’s Brazilian, he’s twenty one, and he’s fucking beautiful. In just two years, this model has snared some of the biggest fashion campaigns out there — Emporio Armani, Dior Homme, Ermanno Scervino — and has caught the eye of many a designer, so no doubt he’ll be all over the fashion glossies for years to come. Obviously, I barely noticed him myself, but I selflessly thought that you guys might want to read about his hobbies, which include playing tennis and skating. Aside from causing wet panties the globe over, Sexy Teixy is shaping up to be a highly successful young man. Good going, Marlon dude. You got it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall going on. And then some.

(Hey Rich! For you! xx)

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2 Responses to MARLON TEIXEIRA

  1. Haha you just get better…am still traumatised by Aslan, mind you! Xx

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