Bad luck, bitches — the dude likes dudes. Ah well, one can still fantasise… And I do, frequently. Formed in his mother’s womb from stardust, Ken dolls, eau de cologne and Ralph Lauren shirts, Matt Bomer is ultra-American preppie crossed with fashion gay. A good combo in terms of body hygiene, I think you’ll agree. Looking mighty purty in Magic Mike this year, hopefully Mr Bomer will be seen on the big screen a hella lot more in 2013 onwards. He’s wasted on the small screen — although any sized screen is better than none, let’s face it. I bet he and his husband have got loads of really expensive bath robes at home, like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. I bet he doesn’t go anywhere unless he has a res. I bet he works in Mergers and Acquisitions. Hang on… I’m getting confused here *shakes head*.
( Beautiful Bim: it’s a day late, but happy birthday dude! xx)