MICHAEL PITT

Face: ANGELIC
Body: BOARDWALK HUNK
Arms: DAWSON’S FREAK
Personality: CREATIVELY INCLINED
Distinguishing features: ANGELINA POUT
Attainability: GOING OUT WITH A SUPER-COOL MODEL

You might know him from his role as the tortured soul, Jimmy Darmody in Boardwalk Empire, but because I am OLD I remember him from his Dawson’s Creek days, where he played a right weirdo called Henry Parker. He used to look like a premature crack-baby, but he’s matured into something almost spectacular. His shoulders have expanded by almost 100%. So, now that he’s all-man and does arty cool shit like Bertolucci’s Dreamers and models for Prada, I feel slightly better about my crush on the weirdo. He’s intelligent, creative, music making and taking on ever more challenging roles. I suspect he might have a touch of the ‘irritating tit’ about him if you were to meet him, but hell, I could tolerate that for a week or two.

(For another creatively inclined soul: Lisa Stannard! xx)

 

 

 

 

 

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2 Responses to MICHAEL PITT

  1. sophie says:

    Irritating tit suspicion confirmed. You know that permanently pained thing he does

  2. sophie says:

    …when he looks permanently moody and pained? It ain’t acting. That’s all the time. He sat looking as though he was too cool for his fish and chips. Even they got a look of disdain.

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