DAVID LYNCH

Face: BEAKER FROM THE MUPPETS
Body: DIGNIFIED
Arms: TWIN PEAKS
Personality: CREATIVE POWERHOUSE
Distinguishing features: AWESOME FOLLICLES
Attainability: MARRIED

As well as directing some of the most magnificent films of the last four decades – Eraserhead, The Elephant Man, The Straight Story, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, etc – Lynch is a prolific artist, writer, musician and designer. His brain is a catacomb of miraculous originality. Taking weirdness and making it almost mainstream, our Dave has even created his own cinematic sub-genre. The Lynchian effect is one of wonderment, confusion and repulsion, and boy do I love it. A peaceful man, David is, like, well into transcendental meditation, and given that I come from a family of massive hippies I’ve got some time for this. Elegantly dishevelled, Monsieur Lynch cuts a dash as a sexy older gentleman who is only getting more and more brilliant as the years go by. WOULD Hall of Fame tackle, methinks.

(For Elaine and Beth – two of my favourite women in le univers xx)

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