ASLAN

Face: EARNEST
Body: WARRIOR
Arms: NOT APPLICABLE
Personality: WISE
Distinguishing features: ABILITY TO RISE AGAIN
Attainability: SINGLE?

I mean, obviously. He’s like the oracle — so knowledgeable and kind and strong. He’d be such an understanding boyfriend, wouldn’t he. Plus, just IMAGINE him standing up for you in a fight! Swoon. Combining charm, intelligence, emotional understanding and strength with good looks, Aslan is considered the true King of Narnia for good reason. Refusing to renege on his agreement (even if it was with the White Witch — or should I say, White BITCH), he offered himself up for sacrifice like the super-stud that he is. Powerfully muscular and with tumbling blonde locks, Aslan represents a Viking-esque male beauty that is merely enhanced by his giving, generous personality. What a guy. Lion. Whatever.

(This is also for Lesley — she of excellent taste and super intellect xx)

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6 Responses to ASLAN

  1. Beth says:

    I absolutely LOVE that no one is exempt from Would – not dead people, not fictional characters, not EVEN animals!

  2. Emma Jay says:

    Totally. Mufasa from The Lion King was well fit too xx

  3. Laura says:

    This has literally made my day!x

  4. Caitlin says:

    Umm I think that The Beast of ‘Beauty and the Beast’ fame needs a mention at some point. Total babe. x

    • Emma Jay says:

      See also: Disney’s Robin Hood fox, Aramis the spaniel from Dogtanian & The Three Muskahounds, Liono & Tigro from Thundercats, and Bagheera from The Jungle Book. Xx

  5. Caitlin says:

    Excellent choices, Bagheera is obviously the dream. So moody! So brooding! So…perfect. xx

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