I mean, obviously. He’s like the oracle — so knowledgeable and kind and strong. He’d be such an understanding boyfriend, wouldn’t he. Plus, just IMAGINE him standing up for you in a fight! Swoon. Combining charm, intelligence, emotional understanding and strength with good looks, Aslan is considered the true King of Narnia for good reason. Refusing to renege on his agreement (even if it was with the White Witch — or should I say, White BITCH), he offered himself up for sacrifice like the super-stud that he is. Powerfully muscular and with tumbling blonde locks, Aslan represents a Viking-esque male beauty that is merely enhanced by his giving, generous personality. What a guy. Lion. Whatever.
(This is also for Lesley — she of excellent taste and super intellect xx)