PATRICK DEMPSEY

Face: ENCHANTED
Body: WAHEEEEEY’S ANATOMY
Arms: FUCK YEAH
Personality: SMILEY
Distinguishing features: THAT HAIR
Attainability: MARRIED

Please, please, pleeeeeeeease take me now, Patrick. Just take me away to, like, a ranch or something. Because you are so very handsome and fulfill all my weird yuppie/doctor fantasies, yet you still have this soft, tumbling, bitter-chocolate hair which suggests soft-focused romps on a sheepskin rug next to a roaring fire. Maybe in upstate Maine? Ooh baby. Your green eyes are softly crinkled and sparkle with hazel-flecked naughtiness; I like to imagine you are BRILLIANT at dinner parties; your tux-wearing skills are second to none; your elegantly tousled locks are perfectly delightful; and, oh yes, you would certainly be fabulous when introduced to grandparents. In fact, the more I think about it, the more this seems like the ideal ‘thing’ for me. So, when are we going to this ranch?

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3 Responses to PATRICK DEMPSEY

  1. girlieq24 says:

    WOULD very much. Funny, he and Taye Diggs were both at the top of my list for a long time, until…Renner. *sigh* I love me some Jeremy Renner!

  2. Vivienne says:

    *runs fingers through his hair* *giggles shyly*

  3. Preeti Vakharia, India says:

    YOU ARE MY FAVORITE HERO. LOVE U VERY MUCH

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