Monthly Archives: October 2012

ALESSANDRO NIVOLA

Face: FACE/ON Body: YALE ACADEMIC Arms: DESIGNER-CLAD Personality: CHILLAXED Distinguishing features: TWINKLY EYES Attainability: MARRIED TO EMILY MORTIMER I like him best in Coco Before Chanel playing Boy Capel, Chanel’s British lover. He speaks French (which he learned for the … Continue reading

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RYAN PHILLIPPE

Face: PWETTY-PWETTY Body: GYM BUNNY Arms: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER…  (YOU WORKED OUT) Personality: HOPEFULLY NO CRUEL INTENTIONS Distinguishing features: LUSCIOUS LIPS Attainability: DATING Sometimes, just looking upon the face of seraphim is enough to make your … Continue reading

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ASLAN

Face: EARNEST Body: WARRIOR Arms: NOT APPLICABLE Personality: WISE Distinguishing features: ABILITY TO RISE AGAIN Attainability: SINGLE? I mean, obviously. He’s like the oracle — so knowledgeable and kind and strong. He’d be such an understanding boyfriend, wouldn’t he. Plus, … Continue reading

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GREG WISE

Face: PRINCELY Body: CLASSICALLY TRAINED Arms: SENSIBLE Personality: GEORDIE CHARMER Distinguishing features: CHEEKBONES TO DIE FOR Attainability: MARRIED TO EMMA THOMPSON Here are the main reasons Greg Wise is a dude: 1) He is married to a fiercely intelligent and … Continue reading

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GUILLAUME CANET

Face: FRENCH FANCY Body: MINIMAL CROISSANT, CLEARLY Arms: TRES RECHERCHE Personality: ARTISTIC Distinguishing features: WONDERFULLY GALLIC PROFILE Attainability: MARRIED TO SUPERBABE MARION COTILLARD Mon dieu, imagine the scenes dans le Canet-Cotillard household. It’s almost too much beauty for one country, … Continue reading

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PAUL WALKER

Face: CALIFORNIA DREAMING Body: SURF DUDE Arms: MAGNIFICENT Personality: PEPPY Distinguishing features: MODEL LOOKS Attainability: POSSIBLY SINGLE? Hopefully he isn’t too fast or furious, because I think we’d all like to savour any moments with Mr Walker that we happened … Continue reading

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WOODY HARRELSON

Face: TEXAN INBRED Body: WOULD-Y HARRELSON Arms: YOGIC Personality: LIBERAL STONER Distinguishing features: WONKY CHARISMA Attainability: MARRIED WITH SPROGS Possessing an unsettling charm, Mr Harrelson is like that pair of shoes you have that are kind of weird looking and … Continue reading

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