ZACH GALIFIANAKIS

Face: BRISTLY
Body: VAST
Arms: ORDINARY
Personality: SOUND
Distinguishing features: BEAR QUALITIES
Attainability: MARRIED TO AN ACE WOMAN

Yeah, yeah, he’s a bit fat. So what? I don’t see nuthin’ wrong with a little extra timber. And if you’ve only seen him playing dimwit Alan in The Hangover then I suggest you do some more watching. He is so good in Bored To Death, where his sensitive cartoonist character, Ray, is intrinsically loveable and you just can’t fail to fall for him a little teeny bit. In ‘real life’, he is funny, kind, eccentric, creative and a staunch feminist who hates The Tea Party (good). Cuddly and beardy, his physical appearance inspires contentment and the promise of brilliant hugs. Seems to me like he’d be the perfect guy to hang out with on a Sunday; going round flea markets and getting coffee. Then back home to watch humorous films on the television set, gorging yourselves on sexy sourdough bread from the farmer’s market.

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