BRAD PITT

Face: JAMES DEAN II
Body: USA(DONIS)
Arms: HOT DAAAAMN
Personality: HUMANITARIAN
Distinguishing features: INTO BUILDINGS N SHIT
Attainability: YEAH….NO

That Levi’s advert in the early 90s is wot dun it, Officer. Young Bradley was just so very, very all-American, and so very, very purty. His scene-stealing performance as a thieving little sexy cowboy in Thelma and Louise marked him out as a pretty boy, something he’s been trying to change ever since. Somewhat hit and miss when it comes to his craft, Pitt’s performances have improved considerably as the years go by. Now forty-eight (oof!), Brad is looking increasingly time-ravaged these days (in a good way) — greying temples and a smattering of laughter lines have added welcome character to his handsome chops. I won’t go into the whole Jolie/kids thing ‘cos it’s Bor-to-the-Ing x 10,000, but here are some other points to consider: he’s fiercely pro same-sex marriage, he’s politically vocal but not too nausey about it, he’s well into architecture, and he bloody loves his family. I would.

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One Response to BRAD PITT

  1. Vivienne Berryman says:

    I hear he has a B.O. problem. And I ain’t touching nuffink that’s been near that Sprog Producer he is/n’t married to. But yeah, can’t deny, he still has it.

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