DERMOT MULRONEY

Face: IF SLY STALLONE WAS FIT
Body: LOVELY & AMAZING
Arms: YOUNG GUNS
Personality: RELAXED
Distinguishing features: THOSE SLEEPY EYES
Attainability: MARRIED WITH BABIES

FUCK YES – almost the only reason you should watch rom-coms (that’s a lie: there are, like, a zillion reasons why. But he’s near the top). Dermot’s laid back demeanour and velvety eyelashes are practically the reason why rom-coms were invented in the first place. Plus his voice is dreamy somnolence bottled, and his dark locks are turning a super-chic shade of silver — which is only serving to make him even more luscious. My sister and I have a particular penchant for The Family Stone, a Christmas weepy-slash-funny film that is incredibly WOULD-heavy and in which Mulroney takes the lead. And oh my, does he do it with panache. He fits in to all fantasies: he’s the Manhattan lawyer in a rain-soaked Burberry trench; he’s the childhood sweetheart turned Southern executive; he’s the dependable best friend who you just want to . . .

(Bim — you can have this one, dude xx)

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2 Responses to DERMOT MULRONEY

  1. Bim says:

    Bless this post.
    xxx

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