ROGER TAYLOR

Face: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN’S KID SISTER
Body: A KIND OF MAGIC
Arms: ANIMAL
Personality: LAISSEZ FAIRE
Distinguishing features: EYELASHES
Attainability: DUNNO

I bet you fancied him dressed up as a girl in the video for I Want To Break Free, didn’t you?! I did. He was just so… pretty. That delicately cherubic face, with those huge orbs for eyes, was suitably baby-faced enough to light a flame in the heart of my childhood that has burned ever since. Of course, he looks more innocent than he probably is: rock stars in the seventies weren’t exactly well behaved, were they. He’s probably a right dirty bastard. DECEIVING us with that pwetty, pwetty little fwace. Well, I invented that game, and I’m telling you now he’s fucking good at it. Two things we can be thankful for: 1) Roger Taylor has the best eyelashes in rock, and 2) he’s never visited Brian May’s hairdresser.

(For James McSharry — may you always have love in your life! xx)

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