Well, if you spent your teenage years in the 1990s reading Smash Hits and furtively moving on to ‘grown-up’ shizzle like The Face and SKY and Vogue, you’ll remember the mega Calvin Klein ads with a young Marky Mark (minus the Funky Bunch – who, by the way, made several catastrophic sartorial errors, as well as sounding like the cast of a kids cartoon about grapes) and a barely pubescent yet luminous Kate Moss. Totally hot. His body was rrrrrrrrrripped. With Boogie Nights furthering his attractiveness (basically, everyone thinks he has a massive schlong and this has never been disproven), Mark moved into proper actor-dom. Now a huge player on the Hollywood scene as an actor and a producer, he seems to make more and more interesting choices, career-wise. Also, he’s from Boston. Go for it, dude. You’re like, 237867856756 times cooler than your big brother Donny.
(Oh Lisaaaaaa! This is for yoooooooou! xx)