JASON STATHAM

Face: FIT MITCHELL BROTHER
Body: NAILS
Arms: HARDMAN
Personality: ACTION PACKED
Distinguishing Features: OLYMPIC CLASS DIVER
Attainability: CAN YOU COMPETE WITH ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY?

Fuck yeah! Bit o’ brawn! Let’s do it! Please? I’ve been ever so good. Imagine if, right, you’re coming out of a supermarket and a troubled youth seizes your bag, much to your chagrin. As he darts away, out of nowhere a muscle-bound juggernaut throws out an arm, grabbing your assailant by the throat, then pulling him in close. “Put. The baaaag. Daaan”, he growls to the trembling burglar. Terrified, the petty criminal releases the aforementioned carry-all. Your hero hands it back to you, looking you right in the eye. “You wanna be more careful, my dear. There’s awl sawts raaand ‘ere”, he murmurs. He disappears into the crowd, leaving only the faintest hint of a scent — masculinity tinged with petrol. Awwww yeaaaah.

(Dan – you knows it xx)

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2 Responses to JASON STATHAM

  1. Beth says:

    My favourite! Jason is a thing of pure, masculine beauty. He once described himself as a ‘nob’ (or similar) which, I think, makes him EVEN MORE appealing.
    Love WOULD too – posts ALWAYS make me smile and swoon x

  2. Vivienne Berryman says:

    He wouldn’t be shy of head butting a passer by if they glanced at his girl in a wrong way! I would choose him as a bezzy mate, he’s too gruff for me. Gimme Joshua Jackson any day….

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