CHANNING TATUM

Face: ABERCROMBIE & FIT
Body: G.I. JOE JOE DANCER
Arms: BRAWNY
Personality: AWARE
Distinguishing Features: *AHEM*
Attainability: MARRIED TO A HOTTIE

Sometimes you like a bit of slender elegance, but sometimes you just want BODY. Tatum delivers. Like, really delivers. I am assuming that regular readers of this blog will be making a cinematic pilgrimage to go and see the upcoming Magic Mike? Because you do realise that it has the most WOULD-heavy cast since Troy, don’t you?! If you don’t know what the film is about, well, it’s strippers. Male strippers. Hey, if you’re going to be sexist, why not go all the way, eh? Channing Tatum actually used to be a stripper in real life before his career took off. Then he was a successful model, and then the acting jobs beckoned. He’s no Al Pacino, but he sure does look beefy and purty and he can have a good laugh at himself. He might be All-American in both name and appearance, but let’s hope his attitude to full-frontal nudity is positively German.

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