ROB EVANS

Face: STAGGERING
Body: BRICK SHITHOUSE
Arms: COLOSSAL
Personality: HUMBLE
Distinguishing Features: BOXING EXPERT
Attainability: HOPEFULLY SINGLE?

Ooooooh wee! What an outrageously beautiful man. Not only that, he’s 6’3″ and his body is like that of a supreme athlete (he’s an accomplished boxer and before he started modelling he was pounding the crap out of punchbags all over Oxfordshire). Fortunately for us, he got scouted before his face got mashed up beyond recognition. YESSS! He’s signed to nine modelling agencies across the globe, which is remarkable in this industry. I like to imagine that if I were to “accidentally” “spill” someone’s pint in a shit pub, and they got all lairy, that Rob would literally rip off his Givenchy clobber in the manner of the Incredible Hulk and grab the dude round the neck and actually throw him across the room. Imagine all the muscles rippling and tensing. IMAGINE.

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2 Responses to ROB EVANS

  1. Kat says:

    Oh yes. WOW.

  2. Vivienne says:

    Check out that arched eyebrow. Deep dark eyes. Cheekbones you could ski off. Those lips.

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