Monthly Archives: May 2012

GRUFF RHYS

Face: SUPER Body: FURRY Arms: ANIMALS Personality: BLOODY NICE Distinguishing Features: CREATIVITY RULEZ YEAH! Attainability: SORRY, NO Aaaaaah. Lovely, lovely Gruff. Your name makes you sound like a grumpy old pub dog that’s been relegated to the outside kennel ‘cos … Continue reading

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GREGORY PECK

Face: ABSOLUTELY ATTICUS Body: POWERFUL Arms: STUNT-ENABLERS Personality: DUDE Distinguishing Features: INTELLIGENCE Attainability: WAS MARRIED FOR NEARLY 50 YEARS Peck was so ace. He was a lifelong humanitarian and liberal, was anti-nuclear weapons and pro-abortion, despite being brought up a … Continue reading

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MANACHAIN MONAGHAN

Face: BREATHTAKING Body: GENTEEL Arms: MODISH Personality: SUPREME BEING Distinguishing Features: POLYMATH Attainability: GOT AN EQUALLY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND You know when you meet someone for the first time, right, and you instantly like them before they’ve even spoken a word? … Continue reading

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CHRIS EVANS

Face: CAPTAIN AMERICA JOINS THE MARINES Body: COR Arms: PUMPED Personality: RELAXED Distinguishing Features: PROMISING UP & COMER Attainability: SINGLE (HURRAH!) OK, so regular readers will know that I have this thing about Boston boys (I grew up there as … Continue reading

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MUHAMMED ALI

Face: KENTUCKY FRIED AMAZING Body: BEHEMOTH Arms: JUGGERNAUTS Personality: COCKY Distinguishing Features: LEGENDARY SPORTSMAN Attainability: MARRIED (AND DEAD OLD NOW) Ali is rare in the world of sport, not just the world of boxing. He was an excellent boxer – … Continue reading

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VINCENT CASSEL

Face: PARISIAN SNOOTY Body: TRES CHIC Arms: ABSTEMIOUS Personality: INTENSE Distinguishing Features: ENORMOUS TALENT Attainability: MARRIED TO THE FITTEST WOMAN EVER Vincent, your entirely Gallic proclivities have rendered you speechlessly sexy as far as we’re concerned. Brooding under the weight … Continue reading

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BILL MURRAY

Face: CURMUDGEONLY Body: GANGLY Arms: RANGY Personality: RELUCTANT HERO Distinguishing Features: RETICENT WIT Attainability: LOST IN TRANSLATION You know what the best thing about funny guys is? As they get older, they just get more attractive; whereas pretty boys might … Continue reading

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