SAM WORTHINGTON

Face: OUTBACK SHEEP RANCHER
Body: TITAN
Arms: DRAGON-WRANGLING
Personality: ASSIDUOUS
Distinguishing Features: HUMILITY
Attainability: UNKNOWN

This dude knows what’s what. Before he got the role as Jake Sully in Avatar, he was living in his car, FFS. He’s a bit of a grafter, is Sam Worthington. Although he grew up in Australia, he’s actually British, which technically means that he should marry me (yeah I know, that doesn’t make any sense. Go fuck yourselves. I think I have PMT). Do you know what’s weird? Half way through Avatar, I actually started fancying the blue panther-faced thing that Sam here did the voice of. That’s how sexual he is. Here’s a little anecdote you might enjoy – I met a guy a while back in a cafe who looked exactly like Sam Worthington. “You look exactly like Sam Worthington from Avatar”, I said. “OMG!” he said, “I really fancy him, he’s sooo hot! I can’t believe you think I look as fit as him!”. “Well, you do” said I. And then he said to me, “And do you know who you really look like? BRADLEY COOPER”.

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One Response to SAM WORTHINGTON

  1. Vivienne Berryman says:

    Interesting. But I think in later years he’d lose his looks.

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