BOB MORTIMER

Face: PLIABLE
Body: SORRY, WRONG ANSWER – IT WAS AN ALSATIAN
Arms: UNRULY
Personality: CAPRICIOUS
Distinguishing Features: OFFBEAT WIT
Attainability: MARRIED

If you’ve never been rendered incapacitated with uncontrollable hysteria because of watching Bob Mortimer on TV, then you are probably dead. Even the most stoney hearted nun and/or Nurse Ratchett couldn’t suppress a smirk when he totally corpses on television and starts laughing himself. It’s utterly joyous. Oh god, I’ve almost peed myself on numerous occasions watching him. I love his amiability; and his wonderfully weird humour; and his warmth; and his cute little face. Physically reminiscent of a cross between Billy Casper from Kes and Martin Freeman, Bob is wholly approachable. Which makes him wholly sexy. He is so deserving of his place on this pathetic and seedy little blog that I kind of wanna start a new one just about him.

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3 Responses to BOB MORTIMER

  1. jo says:

    Yes, me and my friend have discussed this! This blog is so funny, love it! 🙂

  2. sharmilasub says:

    Oh Em, yes, Funny is most definitely tres sexy. Especially when funny is dressed up like Mick out of Brookside.

  3. sharmilasub says:

    Oh Em, yes. Funny is tres sexy. Especially when funny is dressed up like Mick out of Brookside.

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