STANLEY TUCCI

Face: KINDLY GELATERIA OWNER
Body: NYC NEAT
Arms: MODEST
Personality: JOCULAR
Distinguishing Features: SOOTHING VOICE
Attainability: ENGAGED

Aaaah. We love Stanley Tucci, don’t we? He has such a lovely face, with those Clooney-esque eyes. And he wears such good Oliver Peoples glasses off-screen. And he sort of miraculously streams into your consciousness. It’s weird, because I bet a lot of people know his face but couldn’t tell you which films they’ve seen him in. He’s stealthy. You want his character in The Devil Wears Prada to be your older gay mentor; you want his character in Julia & Julia to be your lovely devoted husband; you want his character in The Lovely Bones to be your local neighbourhood murdering paedophi. . . . AAAARGH! NO YOU DON’T! You just want the the first two things! Anyway, Mr Tucci is quite the puckish little fellow, and I like knowing that he’s out there, rummaging in Italian delis for handmade tagliatelle and browsing East Village second hand book shops (probably).

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