This first fact might put you off a bit, but at least we’ll sort the wheat from the chaff: there is photographic evidence of sexy Henry wearing boot cut jeans. I know . . . I know. But listen, OK, he must also have some excellent tailoring in the walk-in wardrobe too as he was also the face of Dunhill recently (not the cigs). And let’s face it, we would all be requesting near-permanent nakedness from him anyway. If you Google ‘henry cavill naked’, I mean, ‘henry cavill superman’ you’ll see possibly the hunkiest hunk since Marcus Schenkenburg for Calvin Klein in the mid-90s. Henry Cavill is WELL hunky. His body is Eric Bana in Troy levels of fit. Plus he’s got that posh face thing, which can either be incredible like his or absolutely awful, like anybody royal.
(Sian and Richard both covet the Cavill, so this is dedicated to them . . . xx)