WILL ARNETT

Face: FOREHEAD
Body: SLIM JIM
Arms: BLADES OF GLORY
Personality: WITTY
Distinguishing Features: GRAVELLY VOICE
Attainability: MARRIED TO AMY POEHLER

I know you might look and him and be like, ‘HUH?’ but you’re missing the point. Don’t discount him. There is something about this dude with the forehead the size of Alaska and weirdly white teeth and skin that looks like God was overzealous with the steam iron. There’s something awesome about him, like perfect comic timing. You just know he would have you crying with laughter all the time. Which, as everyone knows, is very sexy indeed. In fact, there are lots of other awesome things too: his lofty height, his beautiful hazel eyes, his ability to look supremely elegant in a suit, and his equally funny wife. Rock on, Will.

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One Response to WILL ARNETT

  1. Vivienne says:

    His forehead looks squashed, so it’s at an angle. Nah. He’s too ‘Ken & Barbie’ for me.

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