ANTHONY PERKINS

Face: FRIENDLY PERSUASION
Body: UNDERSTATED
Arms: HANDY WITH A KNIFE
Personality: RETICENT
Distinguishing Features: LOVES HIS MOTHER
Attainability: GAY. AND DEAD.

If, like some people (not me), you watched Hitchcock’s Psycho and thought “Well, he might be a homicidal maniac with an Oedipus complex and more than a touch of necrophilia, but WOAH is he fit”, then you were certainly not alone (definitely not me, though). In his most famous role Perkins excelled as Norman Bates, and created an iconic character that has not only stood the test of time, but has also inspired several bizarre sexual fantasies (just to clarify – still definitely not me). Bless him, he was a frustrated homo in a sham marriage . . . no doubt he had some bizarre sexual fantasies of his own, eh?

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3 Responses to ANTHONY PERKINS

  1. Alex Fisher says:

    Not me either….but still named my cat Norman after him because she is completely psycho (don’t think she keeps her desicated mum in the cellar though – might just have to check)……

  2. Teenage crush realised. So much. Left childish things behind to be rewarded with a boyfriend in my 30s who is the spitting image. Wahey!

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