ELVIS PRESLEY

Face: PERENNIAL
Body: ALL SHOOK UP
Arms: INCONSTANT
Personality: BATSHIT
Distinguishing Features: ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ICON
Attainability: ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE

IMAGINE being a teenager in the 1950s and living in fucking Idaho or somewhere with your square ‘rents, you go to school every day and your life is beige as fuck, and then . . . you see Elvis Presley on television for the first time. OH SWEET JESUS. No wonder there were practically riots! He was just utterly, completely hypnotic. So sexual, so . . . new. Those sleepy eyes, that nose. I mean, my god – the man invented sex. Elvis was a pioneer, the first commercially viable rock star. An iconic face, voice and legacy. Yeah, OK, he went totally mental and ate and drugged himself into a fatal stupor, but his 1968 Comeback Special is enough to ensure that his finest hours will be the overriding memory of this legendary beauty.

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One Response to ELVIS PRESLEY

  1. Deana says:

    Perfect summary. He was so beautiful and sexy. Makes my heart race.
    Should think he is more fun to chat to that Morten too but I guess I shouldn’t be focusing on the conversation aspects as that would be missing the point.

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