I saw this guy in Manhattan once. I was stood behind him in a vegan burrito shop in East Village. He got a thing with loads of avocado in it. He made some jokes with the guy behind the counter. So far, so jovial. I followed him around for a bit just to be a bit stalky and to see what he does when he’s chillin’. He went in a cool gift boutique and bought a really nice necklace. Probably for his girlfriend . . . wevs. I’m telling you now, boy got HAIR. He was like a little sasquatch that had escaped from a lab. But through the lupine fur, his eyes twinkled out like two aquamarines, and he winked at me. Best day of my life (apart from when I got a £1400 Chloe dress in TK Maxx for £29.99).
(Lowri? Yes. He is for you innit xx)