BRYAN GREENBERG

Face: SINCERE
Body: NEBRASKAN MECHANIC
Arms: ALL STAR
Personality: GOOD JEWISH BOY
Distinguishing features: FA CUP EARS
Attainability: AIIIIGHT

Let’s ring in the new year with a relative up and comer – WELCOME TO 2012 Y’ALL! Bryan Greenberg might not be immediately recognisable to you, so I suggest you download series 1 & 2 of the HBO show How To Make It In America and luxuriate in the earnest puppy dog eyes and fucking ultra fit frame of this serious hottie immediately. He’s like a really, really sexy cool Jewish version of Michael Buble (still would Buble, FYI), but with this laid back, chilled vibe that makes you want to snuggle into his armpit while you both lie recumbent on a futon in a warehouse apartment in Brooklyn. Now, let’s agree that he’ll probably become mega famous this year, and that if he comes to England then I get first dibs, yeah?

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5 Responses to BRYAN GREENBERG

  1. Vivienne Berryman says:

    God Damn You Girl! The Greenberg has been MY secret crush. Do you hear me? MINE! I have stroked a well worn picture of his since he appeared as a single dad in One Tree Hill and kept hitting the pause button on my remote whilst watching Prime. He loves Rothko (in the movie I know, but still) and he has a pet cat (in the movie, yes, i know…) and he can dance. And he has strong arms and lovely eyes and and and and and HE’S MINE!

  2. Vivienne Berryman says:

    Oh! and one more thing….he plays such a wonderful young man in Friends with Benefits. He was the best bit in that film. Swoon.

  3. emmajay1980 says:

    Prime was WELL shit though – I only watched it for Jewcrush! He’s been under the radar but he’s rising to the, er, helm.

  4. emmajay1980 says:

    *rents Friends With Benefits immediately*

  5. Deana says:

    Vivienne, you can have him.

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