MICHAEL HUTCHENCE

Face: SEEDY
Body: DEVIANT
Arms: PUNISHED
Personality: HEDONIST
Distinguishing features: LEGENDARY CHARM
Attainability: GONE

Watching old videos of the Hutch is kind of sad. He was utterly compelling, with those twinkling, knowing, brown eyes and limber frame. Even if you hated INXS and their music (fair enough), there’s no denying he was a truly brilliant front man. Stalking the stage like a leonine predator, his unrivaled sexual charisma was just soooooo apparent. And of course, everyone knows that Mickey H was responsible for the sexual awakenings of many a starlet, dazzled by his incredible charisma. Personally, if this man had even fucking glanced in my direction I feel like I would have never been the same again afterward. No wonder Paula Yates was so deeply obsessed with him. OK, yes, he was blatantly a massive filthbucket, but ALSO he was a funny, intelligent and interesting raconteur. RIP Michael.

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One Response to MICHAEL HUTCHENCE

  1. Timmy-Hutch Fan says:

    How can anyone hate that? There’d have to be something wrong with you!

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