DAVID MORRISSEY

Face: NEESON
Body: INTIMIDATING
Arms: BRACING
Personality: SCOUSE STOICISM
Distinguishing features: SCREEN/STAGE PRESENCE
Attainability: MARRIED TO  THE LITERATI

Oh yeaaaaaah. Another famous giant (almost). A strapping 6’3″ in his bare feet, Mr Morrissey is preferable to the other famous Mr Morrissey in that he doesn’t a) bang on about himself all the time, and b) storm off in a huff every time someone asks him a normal question. No, this one is a calm and collected Scouser who is one of our nation’s most respected stage and television actors. We’ll smoothly gloss over the debacle that was Basic Instinct 2. We’re all allowed lapses of judgement now and then. Heck, I have them every day when I make the choice between ‘fruit’ or ‘fucking shit loads of chocolate’. Well anyway, he’s well and truly married to Esther (daughter of Lucien) Freud and has kiddies and is all grown up and that. However, this doesn’t stop the lust. Something that my friend PETER DAVIS knows only too well, as he practically stalks this man. Someone warn him.

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2 Responses to DAVID MORRISSEY

  1. Vivienne says:

    Mmmmmm, not sure about this one. Granted, he is a good actor and obvs a great husband/father blah blah blah… but WOULD i? Nope.

  2. emmajay1980 says:

    You are MENTAL. He’s a fox!

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