CHRIS ISAAK

Face: CROONTASTIC
Body: WHITE VEST WORTHY
Arms: JUST RIGHT
Personality: MUSIC NERD
Distinguishing features: RETRO SEX APPEAL
Attainability: DUNNO

We sort of have David Lynch to thank for bringing this bit of hot stuff to the world’s attention. Two of Isaak’s tracks featured on the soundtrack to Blue Velvet, and another on the soundtrack for Wild at Heart. These were played endlessly by radio DJs who sent him stratospheric. I guess David Lynch likes anyone with similar hair to him . . .  Chris here has a timeless appeal. The 1991 video for Wicked Game is still in my top ten ultimate sexy things. Classically styled hunk rolling around in the surf under a moody atmospheric sky with an illegally hot Helena Christensen, and shot by Herb Ritts? Fuck. Perfect. You might also remember Chris Isaak’s cameo in Friends as Phoebe’s boyfriend where he sang Smelly Cat with her. Yep, that too . . . *sigh*

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to CHRIS ISAAK

  1. Vivienne Berryman says:

    I see where you are coming from with Isaak, but he still has that slightly-opened-mouth dork look about him. Still, he could sing me to sleep any night.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s