Monthly Archives: December 2011

JAMES DEAN

Face: PRECEDENT SETTING Body: TAUT Arms: HONED Personality: REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE Distinguishing features: FURROWED BROW Attainability: DEAD, YET LEGENDARY Another Jimmy, this time one of the most iconic faces of the last 100 years. Tragically – yet inevitably – … Continue reading

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JAMES STEWART

Face: EXPRESSIVE Body: GANGLY Arms: MR TICKLE Personality: NICE GUY Distinguishing features: FEELGOOD FACTOR Attainability: SADLY DEPARTED This is a bit of a festive post, inspired by watching It’s A Wonderful Life on the big screen yesterday. Nothing like seeing … Continue reading

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MICHAEL HUTCHENCE

Face: SEEDY Body: DEVIANT Arms: PUNISHED Personality: HEDONIST Distinguishing features: LEGENDARY CHARM Attainability: GONE Watching old videos of the Hutch is kind of sad. He was utterly compelling, with those twinkling, knowing, brown eyes and limber frame. Even if you … Continue reading

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ZAC EFRON

Face: LETO-LITE Body: SHAPING UP NICELY Arms: JOCK Personality: EXUBERANT Distinguishing features: ALL ROUND TALENT Attainability: COULD BE WORSE I’m sorry, but I would. He is legal, OK? And my, my, is he a pretty one. Reminiscent of a young … Continue reading

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MARLON BRANDO

Face: THE WILD ONE Body: BRUISER Arms: STREET BRAWLER Personality: THE GODFATHER Distinguishing features: METHOD ACTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE Attainability: PRETTY MUCH DEAD Aaah, Brando. Your legacy lives on, so it does. Bizarrely, Brando did not have Italian roots. Despite his Roman … Continue reading

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BRET MCKENZIE

Face: BIRDLIKE Body: PENCIL Arms: KNOTTED STRING Personality: COMEDIC Distinguishing features: MUSICAL TALENT Attainability: UNKNOWN Ah, little pixie Bret. You see? You see how he pretty much falls into the Adam Brody category? There are so many like this. I … Continue reading

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DAVID MORRISSEY

Face: NEESON Body: INTIMIDATING Arms: BRACING Personality: SCOUSE STOICISM Distinguishing features: SCREEN/STAGE PRESENCE Attainability: MARRIED TO¬† THE LITERATI Oh yeaaaaaah. Another famous giant (almost). A strapping 6’3″ in his bare feet, Mr Morrissey is preferable to the other famous Mr … Continue reading

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