CHRIS HEMSWORTH

Face: THOR
Body: PHWOAR
Arms: CORRRRRR
Personality: FOCUSED
Distinguishing features: MORE MUSCLES THAN A SEAFOOD SUPPER
Attainability: MARRIED TO A FELLOW FITBIT

So, you’re this kid from Melbourne, Australia. You’re pretty fit and that, and you know you can act a bit, so you audition for things in Oz, and end up getting a role on Home and Away, which is actually a legal requirement of you if you want to live in Australia anyway. But this isn’t enough! You move to the land of dreams: Hollywood. You get a role in a new film directed by micro-lipped thesp Kenny Branagh in which you play a Norse god. Not just any Norse god though, you’re playing THOR. The actual, actual best Norse god. You have sealed your fate. Your unbelievable body will attract global attention and one day be requested by a beautiful woman called Nadine Walker to feature on a world famous and soon to be highly decorated blog called WOULD. You really have made it, kid. You really have.

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2 Responses to CHRIS HEMSWORTH

  1. I SO WOULD !!
    Desperately so

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