KID CUDI

Face: CLEVELAND INDIAN
Body: MAN ON THE MOON
Arms: PHARRELL-ESQUE
Personality: RAP-SODICAL
Distinguishing features: MULTI-FACETED
Attainability: OK

He’s no kid, but he sure is a cudi (cutie . . . oh whatever). Imagine turning up at a club in downtown Manhattan in August: it’s a humid, steamy night and you can smell the burrito vendors on the street as you get out of the cab. You’re totally stoned. You walk up to the door of the club, and you see this dude – Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi – outside leaning against the wall, smoking. He looks just like he does in the above photo. “Damn, gurrrl!” he says, smiling at you. You giggle. You go down the stairs into the club. You stand at the bar and order a Maker’s Mark on the rocks. You feel a breath on your neck, so you turn around. “Wanna dance?” asks Kid Cudi. You say yes . . .

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