TAYLOR HAWKINS

Face: OSMONDS GO SURFING
Body: THANKFULLY MOSTLY NAKED
Arms: FOO FIGHTER
Personality: SUNNY
Distinguishing features: DRUM SKILLZ
Attainability: MARRIED WITH KIDS

This is a special post to cheer up my friend Lesley Moore, who’s a poor sicky bunny today. She loves Taylor, or Tay Tay as they probably (don’t) call him down at Casa Del Foo. Whacking those drums like they’re George Bush’s head, Hawkins is a true ROCK GOD. Even if you’re not a fan of the tunes, you can surely appreciate this California-dweller’s propensity for removing his t.shirt on a regular basis, revealing pleasingly honed abdominals and some arms that are fly as. As is the way of the rock drummer, he is akin in personality to Animal from The Muppets and just as slap-happy with the sticks. But he’s one of life’s happy go lucky smilers, and there is always room on the WOULD list for them. Get well soon Lezza!

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