LOUIS THEROUX

Face: EARNEST
Body: TALL DRINK O’ WATER
Arms: SPAGHETTI
Personality: ZEALOUS
Distinguishing features: GENTLY PROBING
Attainability: SHACKED UP

Some people describe Louis Theroux as a ‘weird crush’, but I don’t think it’s weird to fancy him at all. He’s tall, with soft brown eyes and a raging intellect – pretty normal things to fancy, am I right? His interrogatory efforts are annoying to some but I personally like his quietly insistent liberal-wheedlings. He’s definitely a geek, but you can tell he gives really good cuddles – with proper total-body arm wraparounds. Imagine him reading aloud to you while you lie on the rug near a crackling hearth in a Scottish weekend lodge, hot whiskey toddies being pumped into your body via an intravenous drip and a delicious selection of mezze on the coffee table. Pret-ty blissful . . .

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2 Responses to LOUIS THEROUX

  1. karen says:

    couldn’t help but giggle at ‘gentle probing’. I am 12 years old (at heart).

  2. Elle says:

    I don’t think Louis Theroux is a “weird crush”. What’s probably weird is that I’m 37 years old and have a serious school-girl crush on the man. I can’t get passed your gorgeous imagery, “Imagine him reading aloud to you while you lie on the rug near a crackling hearth in a Scottish weekend lodge, hot whiskey toddies being pumped into your body via an intravenous drip and a delicious selection of mezze on the coffee table.” I am so there right now…..

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